May 2013
running4thehigh:
Fresh coffee grinds are basically my favorite smell in the world.
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy shit!
“They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch on socks part 1 (source)
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
osmosis: i am a strong, independent cell transport process who dont need no atp
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
