running4thehigh: Fresh coffee grinds are basically my favorite smell in the world.
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit!
They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my...– Benedict Cumberbatch on socks part 1 (source)
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
solluxyaoi: “wow hes really attractive” “aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
osmosis: i am a strong, independent cell transport process who dont need no atp
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much